Contact Skanktees

(Go ahead, we don’t bite… hard)

Fake Asked Questions 

(Nobody really asked these questions, we just made them up, so if you’ve got better ones, fire away!)

Do you have a privacy statement?
Of Course! You can check it out here: Privacy Statement

What SHIPPING methods do you offer?
We ship via the United States Postal Service. Rates are based on your earthly location, the weight of your package (not that package, dummy!), and the shipping method that you choose. During the checkout process you will be asked for your address, based on that, the available shipping options will be displayed with their prices.

How long will it take to get my shirt?
Short Answer: 3-14 days
Long Answer: We print most of our shirts to order, at this time.  Orders will be taken Monday through Sunday, printed the following Monday, and then shipped. Actual delivery time is dependent upon the shipping level you’ve chosen, and when you placed your order.  If for some reason we are able to ship your order sooner, we will do so.   Skanktees.com (logo only) shirts may ship sooner.

Can I track my order?
Yes, if you use the Express Mail option. You will be sent an email order shipment notification, once your order has shipped, with any available tracking information.

How can I pay for my shirt?
We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, or that PayPal account your mom lets you use “as long as you are going to pay it back”.  Once your payment has been processed, you will find a charge from CRE8IVE CR8ON, Inc, business owner of skanktees.com.  Sorry, we do not accept telephone sales.

Why was I charged sales tax?
We’re cool, but we’re not paying your taxes for you! Given our choice, we would have let you slide, but your state made us do it.

What is a Skank Pimp?
This is our offer to those who have chosen their favorite funny-ass shirt, and want our Skanktees girls (the entire logo) to pimp your shirt. We print her on your left side, where we think she looks good, and she can watch her pimps’ back  (and you’ve got hers).
You will be showing her off a lot, so be sure to use a little extra deodorant under that arm!

Skank Pimp option does not apply to Skanktees logo (only) shirts.

Why don’t you offer more colors/styles?
Short Answer: We don’t have to.
Long Answer:  We are just trying to keep it simple, to start with. We plan to expand in the future. We picked the most common colors, to start. For the guys, if you want a pink shirt, be sure to order a size or two larger than you usually wear, as the ladies sizes will run smaller. If you have a specific request, please email our Customer Service department, at cs@skanktees.com Not that we will honor specific requests, but you may be the proverbial straw…

Why is the shirt I wanted, no longer for sale?
Well, ‘cause we are teases like that. We can’t help it, it’s innate, and it’s kind of in our name!  So, go ahead and send us an email, and let us know which one it is.  Maybe we’ll put it on sale for an hour, while you are sleeping. 

Dude, did you really bang my mom?
Short Answer: There was nothing short about it!
Long Answer:  Sh!t yeah dude, and that p* was bomb! (HollywoodUndead)

Will you be adding new shirts designs to the site?
We have more than a hundred new t-shirt ideas that we are sitting on, so there will definitely be more to come.

Shirt Sizes

MEN’S ANVIL 779 SHORT SLEEVE 5.4 OZ HEAVYWEIGHT TEE

• Pre-shrunk heavyweight 5.4 oz 100% cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Seamless collar
• Double-needle neck, sleeve and bottom hem
• Features TearAway™ Label

LADIES ANVIL 879 SHORT SLEEVE COTTON/SPANDEX CREWNECK TEE

• Pre-shrunk heavyweight 6.0 oz 93% cotton/7% spandex
• Double-needle neck, sleeve and bottom hem
• Cap sleeves, fitted silhouette and side seamed

LADIES HYP SPORTSWEAR HY-100 100% FINE COTTON CATALINA TEE

• Pre-shrunk lightweight 4.4 oz 100% fine cotton
• Set-in narrow 1x1 ribbed collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Classic silhouette and side seamed

LADIES HYP SPORTSWEAR HY-404 RACER BACK TANK TOP

• Pre-shrunk lightweight 92% fine cotton 8% Spandex
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Classic silhouette and side seamed

LADIES ANVIL 325 SEMI-SHEER SPAGHETTI-STRAP TANK TOP

• Pre-shrunk lightweight 4.2 oz 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Bound-on rib neck trim and straps
• Double-needle stiching throughout
• Slim silhouette side seamed

Return Policy

(Seriously, what kind of way is that to start a relationship?)
If you are unsatisfied with your order, for any reason, you may return it for a full refund, minus shipping charges.  You will find return information along with your receipt.  If you need further assistance, please contact our customer service department at cs@skanktees.com

Disclaimer

(We didn’t do it!)
No, seriously, we really didn’t! …unless there’s pictures (damn cell phones), then we didn’t mean to do it!  …and, we are very sorry!
If you haven’t figured it out already, this website is about having fun, making fun, and just giving us the opportunity to make others laugh.  We admit that many of our topics are of an adult nature, with some mentioning illicit activities, socially questionable behavior, and sexually oriented dysfunction. We feel that none of it is too far out of line with the life most of us live, today. If we offended you, and we are pretty sure that we have some, then please accept this one sincere apology. We are sorry we offended you.  We hope you gain a sense of humor soon! (Have you seen our economy?)