SkankTees® - A Little Dirty, A Lot of Fun

The (annonymous) message below was submitted via our website:   Customers need help! Customer information: First Name: george Last Name: ingberg Address information: Address: 4343 Pin Head Drive City: los angeles State: California Country: United States Zip code: 90216 Phone: 213-302-5555 Fax: E-mail: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. Department: Webdesign Subject: photo Message: hey you dumb fuckers . how soon do you want to throw in the towel? how fast can a bunch of stoners go out of business? what? you don't know what I mean? read on dip shits. your site is loaded with lame jokes (hire a comic for next to nothing, stop thinking you are funny. you are not.Fuck what people tell you at parties.) and pictures of shirts we can't see! what's the goddam point of that? do you realize that nearly 40% of your traffic is mobile traffic? how do you expect anybody to purchase a product line they can't see? Trust me, I am your demographic. please me and you can stop -- Thank you for visiting SkankTees.com Tags: Untagged

(May 2009) It started about a year ago, early on in the summer. I had a screened porch, with aluminum frames and roof, added to deck at the back of my house. It looks awesome, and now you can sit back there, and watch the ducks and wildlife around the pond, without the mosquitoes packing you off. The best part is that I can let the cat out on the porch without him running off, or getting packed off by the neighbor dog, or mosquitoes. I am thrilled to death with the new porch! It was not more than a couple weeks later, when one morning I hear this strange sound come from the porch area. When I go to investigate, I find my cat in a strange, non-threatening posture, creeping up to investigate the squirrel firmly planted on my brand new f*cking screen!!! AHHHRRGGGGG! I march out onto the porch, and bark with righteous indignation“GET OFF MY SCREEN”! The stupid thing does this sprawled-out squirrel crawl up and across my screen, like it had been crawling screens all of its life. I clap my hands and yell at it some more, from only a couple feet away. Tags: blog, skanktees, skank tees, cat, testicles, Squirrel

Does a bar of soap ever get dirty?  The short answer, while counterintuitive, is yes. A bar of soap can get dirty!  Many of us have walked up to a sink to wash, only to find a white bar of soap with brown streaks all over it, still covered in light film of the mud of the previous guy to use it.  It’s an easy fix.  You just pick it up and roll it over in you hands, under the water, and eventually the bar is clean again. Being a typical (white) American, I don't usually use a washcloth to clean off in the shower. I just use my hands to wash my body off, and soap of course.  I do have washcloths, and use them, just not typically in the shower.  Don’t blame that on bad parenting. Mom used to give them to me when I was a kid, but I found them unnecessary. I was taught that you should wash from the top down. That way the dirt washed off over the still dirty parts of your body, instead of the part that you have already cleaned. As an adult, that logic rings true with most dirty items I’ve cleaned. Over my y Tags: blog, skan tees, skanktees, buttox, germs, cleaning, bathe, bath, shower, soap

This blog entry is meant to be an educational piece, in a SkankTees kind of way, for males. If you have lady parts, you may read this, and may find it amusing, but probably less useful. Every normal man masturbates, unless he's getting so much sex that he absolutely doesn't feel the need to, and then he probably is still knocking one off, occasionally. It's natural, and humans aren’t the only animals who service themselves. Certainly monkeys do it! Who hasn’t seen a monkey tossing one off at the zoo? Go ahead and YouTube search for “animal masturbation” and see if you don’t find bear, kangaroo, cockatiel, rat as well as monkeys and more! …Wait! Do that sh*t after you read this! Damn! While masturbation is often considered dirty, or wrong in the case of religion. Masturbation is good because it releases sexual tension, sometimes, allowing for clarity in thought. Thoughts that are not clouded by sex are generally more productive in everyday life. Masturbation also prepares younger males for sex and the sexual Tags: fleshlight, louis ck, masturbation, blog, skanktees, skank tees

I started listening to podcasts a little over a year ago. I was on Joe Rogan's website www.blog.joerogan.net looking for his standup comedy tour dates, when I noticed the link to his podcasts. I had never listened to a podcast before and I wasn't sure what to expect, but I do find Rogan a fairly intelligent dude, with perspectives that I can relate to. Since I would be actually listening on my computer I clicked the link to watch the www.Ustream.tv/joerogan video, of the podcast, versus just listening to the MP3 audio. Rogan’s podcasts’ typically lasts about two hours, and are co-hosted by (tech and sidekick) Brian "Redban". The “Joe Rogan Experience” podcasts’ often give the feel that you're listening to a conversation with friends, which they have mentioned similar feedback from others, on the podcast. Being users of medical marijuana, they will often smoke a joint, or pass around the vaporizer bag, at the beginning of the show. The first several times I watched, Rogan and Redban simply sat on the couch, side by s Tags: skeptic tank, naughty show, sticher, ipod, itunes, ustream, podfather, australia, comic, comedy, jim jeffires, eddie ifft, blog, skanktees, skank tees, cre8ive cr8on, joe rogan, pod cast, podcast

Sometimes, I cuss like a sailor (which is just a silly damn cliché anyway, ‘cause when I was a sailor I don’t remember swearing any more than I do now)! The reality is that sailors only cuss like a large group of men who are not actively watching their “manners”, typically because there are no ladies or children present. I find the use of foul language unnecessary, but certainly more humorous when used in the proper application. I don’t need vulgar terms to express myself, but sometimes it makes the impact of the words a f*ck-load stronger, or funnier. In the end, that is why words of this caliber exist! Imagine how f*cking frustrated we’d be without them! In the stand-up comedy world there is a distinct line between “clean” comedians, and those who use foul language. Clean comics often tend to perpetuate the ‘holier than thou” stereotype, which you might expect. They hold onto it like a morality issue, and want to flag you with it, to make you feel bad about your choice. The reality is th Tags: cussing, swear words, curse, vulgar, language, fowl, dirty, offensive, crude, t-shirt, skanktees

What’s with the name? SkankTees are pretty much what the name implies, dirty t-shirts, and of course it's a double entendre for “skank tease” (we own that URL too). The essence of SkankTees clothing is sexy, dirty, funny, irreverent message shirts with a hot-ass logo. The “Betty” logo is a registered trademark, and we put her cute little booty on everything, including our logo gear! Our shirts are not for everyone, and we get that. It takes a pair to rock a SkankTees, and that’s how it was meant to be! Who writes this sh*t? The website name, t-shirt/hoodie/shorts designs, skanky sayings, and all web content for SkankTees are the creative work of one man. The same guy who is writing this, so don’t expect much criticism! SkankTees.com is actually owned by Cre8ive Cr8on, Inc., which is owned by me, Creighton Morgan. I’d like to give a huge “thank you”, however, to my friends and family who have listened to all of my silly ideas, and helped me pick out the best of them. THANK YOU! Who a Tags: betty, pin-up, cr8on, cre8ive, funny, blog, t-shirt, skanktees