What’s with the name?

SkankTees are pretty much what the name implies, dirty t-shirts, and of course it's a double entendre for “skank tease” (we own that URL too). The essence of SkankTees clothing is sexy, dirty, funny, irreverent message shirts with a hot-ass logo. The “Betty” logo is a registered trademark, and we put her cute little booty on everything, including our logo gear! Our shirts are not for everyone, and we get that. It takes a pair to rock a SkankTees, and that’s how it was meant to be!

Who writes this sh*t?

The website name, t-shirt/hoodie/shorts designs, skanky sayings, and all web content for SkankTees are the creative work of one man. The same guy who is writing this, so don’t expect much criticism! SkankTees.com is actually owned by Cre8ive Cr8on, Inc., which is owned by me, Creighton Morgan. I’d like to give a huge “thank you”, however, to my friends and family who have listened to all of my silly ideas, and helped me pick out the best of them. THANK YOU!

Who am I? I'm a dude in his forties, who grew up in small towns in Oregon (which is redundant), and served on submarines in the Navy, after graduating from high school. I got discharged, and attended OIT for my Bachelor’s degree in Electronic Engineering. Since then, I have traveled over most of the world, including 50+ countries, in all seven continents, while installing satellite communications equipment.

As a kid, my brother and I chopped cords of firewood, in the summer, to keep warm in the winter. We hunted game animals, and/or killed a steer raised in our pasture, to eat all winter. I took my first part-time job at 15, mopping and cleaning my parents’ tavern,

I've fished for salmon in the Northern Pacific, snorkeled with dolphins in Hawaii, and swam from the back of my submarine in the Caribbean Ocean. I’ve stayed in a five star hotel in China, no-star hotels in Africa, a freezer building in Antarctica, and a B&B at a dairy in N. Ireland. I've shaken the hand of a US President, scratched the belly of a cheetah in Africa, sky-dived three times, and seen the Grateful Dead, TOOL, and dozens of other concerts. I’ve been in love. …And, screwed it up. I’ve been to MMA matches, NFL playoffs, and nearly every other type of pro sporting event. I have worked 80+ hour weeks, and partied like a rock star! Neither of which, would I recommend to most people. In general, I have led an educational, enriching, active life, and lifestyle.

When I was a kid, my dad, whom I looked up to, had a couple of funny t-shirts. One of which I remember specifically, had a guy on it in a dirty, torn, wife-beater, beer cans strewn about, and it said “Have A Purpose in Life… Be a Bad Example”!

Some might argue that I have taken that message a little too literally… I call them f*cking prudes! Haha! http://www.skanktees.com/cart/cart.php?target=product&product_id=324&category_id=50

Why should you give a f*ck?

You shouldn’t. This is my creative outlet. You’re entitled to love it, or hate it, either way. It’s my way of expressing my sense of humor. I believe that some punch lines are served best on a shirt! If you like the shirts, please buy one from the website www.SkankTees.com It is a business, too.

If you have an idea for an awesome t-shirt of your own, I believe that T-Shirt Hell still pays for “good” ideas! If you want to rep SkankTees, or buy wholesale for your store, send an email to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.