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Thursday, 18 August 2011 Category SkankTeesĀ® Blog 0 Comments
This blog entry is meant to be an educational piece, in a SkankTees kind of way, for males. If you have lady parts, you may read this, and may find it amusing, but probably less useful. Every normal man masturbates, unless he's getting so much sex that he absolutely doesn't feel the need to, and then he probably is still knocking one off, occasionally. It's natural, and humans aren’t the only animals who service themselves. Certainly monkeys do it! Who hasn’t seen a monkey tossing one off at the zoo? Go ahead and YouTube search for “animal masturbation” and see if you don’t find bear, kangaroo, cockatiel, rat as well as monkeys and more! …Wait! Do that sh*t after you read this! Damn! While masturbation is often considered dirty, or wrong in the case of religion. Masturbation is good because it releases sexual tension, sometimes, allowing for clarity in thought. Thoughts that are not clouded by sex are generally more productive in everyday life. Masturbation also prepares younger males for sex and the sexual Tags: fleshlight, louis ck, masturbation, blog, skanktees, skank tees
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