SkankTees® - A Little Dirty, A Lot of Fun

(May 2009) It started about a year ago, early on in the summer. I had a screened porch, with aluminum frames and roof, added to deck at the back of my house. It looks awesome, and now you can sit back there, and watch the ducks and wildlife around the pond, without the mosquitoes packing you off. The best part is that I can let the cat out on the porch without him running off, or getting packed off by the neighbor dog, or mosquitoes. I am thrilled to death with the new porch! It was not more than a couple weeks later, when one morning I hear this strange sound come from the porch area. When I go to investigate, I find my cat in a strange, non-threatening posture, creeping up to investigate the squirrel firmly planted on my brand new f*cking screen!!! AHHHRRGGGGG! I march out onto the porch, and bark with righteous indignation“GET OFF MY SCREEN”! The stupid thing does this sprawled-out squirrel crawl up and across my screen, like it had been crawling screens all of its life. I clap my hands and yell at it some more, from only a couple feet away. Tags: blog, skanktees, skank tees, cat, testicles, Squirrel